I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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