Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Couch. On fire.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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