I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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