Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?