The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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