I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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