Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
