Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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