i just wanna soil my oats bro
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Randomize
