But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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