she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
