the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Michael Bay diarrhea
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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