i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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