i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The struggles of a small town man whore
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