so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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