i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
