Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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