Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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