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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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