im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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