the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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