i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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