Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i barfeds in our rink
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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