If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
