Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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So squirting runs in the family.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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