Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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