I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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