You work out of a Hotel?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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