ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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