I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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