Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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