I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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