So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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