your thong is hanging out like whoa
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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