who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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