Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
