i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
a search helicopter?!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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