No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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