i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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