I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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