***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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