So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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