yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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