she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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