We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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