Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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