He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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