Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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