You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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