I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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