Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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