awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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