Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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