I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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