Whod you bang
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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